See - I told you those gofals were dangerous critters!

Needless to say (I hope!) this page - like pretty much everything that follows - is complete fabrication. The story (such as it is) takes over and any resemblance to a journal of the school field trip becomes rather slight and increasingly coincidental. Yes, from here on in, it's all action, adventure and ... well, cheap gags really.

Poor Lynne was not in fact captured by a one-legged, fluffy lunatic and pushed down a mountain tied to a log. Nor would we have wished her to be. She was one of the all too few female teachers at our school and, as such, a welcome break from the more formal "masters", one or two of whom would still stalk the corridors in full black academic gowns. See - I told you it was a long time ago!