Chances are if I hadn’t of split from my first girlfriend, you’d be looking at a blank screen right now and I’d be typing my debit card details into a Kobe Tai pay-for-poon site, wishing I could have my creativity sparked in something other than hiding my whacking-off from the miserable cow. So in hindsight I see now, having my own comic series was the better deal.

Den calling Scott ‘she’. It comes from a story I heard about Michael Ball and how his immediate staff and PA’s refer to her when she’s in one of her moods again. Always tickles me. The use of 'she'. Not Michael Ball.

That sign in the toilet, it’s real...